Trail tales
Yet another blog about someones biking adventures. Hopefully this will serve to help people get out there and enjoy the great outdoors as seen from a bike seat. It will also help me remember where I've been over the years!
Saturday, 17 October 2026
Don't give up
Monday, 17 August 2026
I did a BAM!
One of my daft ideas for this year, conceived in a dark and dingy January, was to give a hammock a go. I've thought of doing this a few times over the years but just never quite got round to it, compounded by my ultra minimalist and highly functional normal ground camping set up performing perfectly well in a range of circumstances.
Then things changed as per previous posts and I figured it would be a waste of time. Then I figured I had time on my hands so why not! A lengthy thread on the BB forum resulted and after a further bout of procrastination, I figured "just get on with it." Of note are DD Hammocks, a firm based in Embra no less making well regarded set ups. I've had two small tarps from them which have been great so it was an obvious choice. Plus their ultralight hammock / mozzie net / tarp package seemed good value. I'd been keeping an eye out for SH ones but nothing came up. Slightly annoyingly, the package I got came with the small tarp which I already had. So not as good value as I'd thought as it's too small other than for light (and vertical) rain. More cash went on a bigger tarp which would at least have other uses if I didn't get on with the hammock.
Being somewhat limited on bike rides, I ventured out to Devilla forest a few times using a couple of trees near to the spot I've done a few bivvies in.
Hammock only - pretty much spot on first go and surprisingly comfy. It came with fancy adjustable cords and slings which made set up easy.With small tarp - OK in a pinch but better if it was bigger.
Further procrastination followed and a few missed dry nights as my issues ebbed and flowed. Finally, last weekend, I ran out of excuses. "Just get on with it!"
So, my first night in a hammock. The forecast was set fair and I actually got quite excited. A hectic week set the stage and after tea, I pedaled out to the same spot as I'd been practicing in so fairly close to home and easy to retreat from. The ride out was most pleasant, still on dry trails and in warm sunshine. Set up was a bit of a faff as I'd not tried using the cumulus 150 quilt as an under blanket before (a key part of staying warm in a hammock) and it took a bit of finessing to get it sitting right. By which time dusk was falling so I laid back in splendour with a couple of beers, whilst listening to various birds.
Tah dah!
Sleep was pretty good but after being awoken by the dawn chorus (bloody noisy geese and buzzards!) I dozed for a while before getting up. I had a quick cuppa then threw everything back on the bike and rode home on more dry trails. The weather is on the change so looks like another sunny spell has come to an end, and in fact this may be the end of summer, weather wise.
On a ride the next day - Castlehill Res looking a bit low, not for much longer!
Whether I get out again this year depends on how recovery from a further opp in a weeks time goes. But it would be nice to get out for the remaining 4 months - 7/12 wouldn't be bad!
Thursday, 23 July 2026
The Cairngorms
In July 1986, I had my first experience of the Cairngorms, Britain's largest mountain range. It wasn't pretty. We'd driven up the previous day in the ubiquitous Ford Transit minibus, we being the Greenfield Comprehensive school mountaineering club, and camped at Glenmore. The plan was the 'four four thousanders' Cairn Gorm, Ben Macduibh, Cairn Toul and Braeriach. On the climb we soon entered the cloud, then the rain, which persisted until we eventually dropped off the plateau into the Lairig Ghru. Views from both Cairngorm and Ben Macduibh had been nil, and in those days, nav was via map, compass and the Naismith formula. By the time we reached Corrour bothy it was late afternoon and we'd had enough. This was mine, and others, first experience of a Scottish mountain bothy, and it wasn't a pleasant one for us, or the current occupants. Our leader stuck his head round the (knackered) door, noted the half dozen people in residence, stated "alright folks, we are in here tonight" and in we went.
Heading up the trail past Bynack More to the Fords. This trip predated any pathwork on this route, and it was hard, and slow going. The last section to the Fords was particularly rough, with much walking and clambering required.
The Gaik on an Orange 5. This pass is also a favourite as it's fairly straightforward, the scenery is fabulous and it cuts a huge corner off the fairly dull A9 cycle route. River crossings can be tricky however, of which more later.
Tuesday, 7 July 2026
Great Glen Way and HT Loop
After my last post, it's fair to say there have been some ups and downs. The major down was a return visit to the Consultant and the bombshell that it will be more like 12-18 months rather than 6-9 before I'm free of my current 'thing.' Some web research suggested this was well on the conservative side, but at least gave me some small comfort that what's been done to me isn't that uncommon and it will work...
But, I need to get on with life and make the best of things. Bike riding has taken place and after one particularly bad spell, things improved to see me heading towards a reasonable monthly total for June. In a fit of optimism I booked a couple of nights away, on the back of a desire to ride the new section of the Highland Trail route (i.e to bag 15k of what I hoped to do all of, before this palaver came along) in the hills west of Loch Ness. Drumnadrochit hostel had single en-suit rooms which should enable me to operate effectively for a couple of days without worrying about stuff.
The forecast was pretty rubbish after a sunny week, but the leisurely drive up the A9 was done largely in sunshine. I arrived early so took a wander up the Affric and Kintail Way route to Corrimony.
Very sunny. And a nice trail, albeit with a humongous climb as an opener. I backtracked but managed to scope out a couple of nice single track descents back to base. The 'room' in the hostel turned out to be a shipping container, albeit decked out quite nicely so ideal for my modest needs, i.e. a bed, a shower and a loo.Drumnadrochit is a strange place. It's dominated by the usual nessie nonsense (the greatest tourist scam in the history of the western world) and a few other touristy places. But it took a while to scope out that the only shop was a new Co-op half a mile along from the original village centre, and on the back of a large social housing scheme. Doubtless Highland Council Planners know what they are doing, but it seems a strange mix with all the tourist tat, and only a (busy) road to get people to the nearest source of work, i.e. Inverness.
Fortunately the pub opposite the digs had an outside seating area and catering van doing fish and chips. So I sat in the evening sun eating and drinking, before retiring to my tin hut for more drink and relaxation.
For the Tuesday I had three options - two loops which I could do one, the other or both; 30-60 miles. As forecasted, I woke to light rain and heavy overcast so I grabbed breakfast from the cafe next door and considered what to do. Writ large was the fact that I was here, my form seemed good and I'd not be back any time soon. So after much faffing and a call into the Co-op for enough food to propel me round the whole route I set off. Within half a mile I was into a massive climb, but lo and behold, the rain went off and the sun came out. Off with the water proofs (never to be worn again, in the event) and twiddle up the hill. Yes I was on the Ice Cream Truck with a nice low gear and extreme anticipation of the Loch Ma Stack shore line, last ridden on this bike in 2015 on a foreboding day two of the Highland Trail.
The Great Glen Way is indeed great. The Badger Divide uses it but it's worth seeking out in any event. It's well built and good fun in places, plus obviously well managed as a new section appeared to avoid a road section and a couple of forest tracks being used for felling access. My only criticism is similar to all these made trails, they tend to have a lot of unnecessary ups and downs, often ridiculously steep. Despite all my hard work in the early 2000's, route planners still tend to let a contractor find their own line and not set it out for them. A nice contouring trail would have been very easy! However, I set aside such concerns and dug in. There were a fair few oncoming walkers, many with light loads as a few firms offer baggage portage along the route; plus a couple of Badger Dividists.
No sign of any monsters. And there is no need for such nonsense - just let it quietly die a death as their are plenty of other reasons to come here, this scenery being the main one.I took the high level route, via a particularly steep thrutch and my one and only fail. I am once again loving what I can get up on the fatty, after much singlespeeding in recent years, but a multiple slimy step up beat me. This then led to a steep and twisty descent - as noted above, it's all commercial F&LS land so why no easy contour? Hard work but good fun. It ended on a track end which took me to the HT route above Invermoriston. Looking down the glen I've just twiddled up (gears are great!) Just over a year ago, pedaling up here had revealed the beginnings of the total system crash that would end up seeing me bail from HT25 at Contin, so this was most pleasant. As I'd noted when I rode it on HT23 it's a fab track, proper old school landrover style rather than a windfarm / hydro scheme / stalking access motorway. It winds its way up through the woods with only a couple of steeper bits, finally joining a rough track following a pipeline which is part of the local water supply infrastructure, doubling as a hydro electric scheme.I actually took this pic after a nav error so a back track was needed and soon enough I did hit the windfarm motorways. But unlike last year on my futile HT ride, the wind was a breeze, and whilst the first shower of the day came through, it was short lived and followed by sun and the prospect of a long dry spell. Views of Kintail and even a glimpse of the distant Mamores made me smile. I was back amongst mountains.
Lunch on the shores of Loch Ma Stack. This was thoroughly enjoyable, taking my time and admiring the view and a few waterborn birdies. I did once ride it the other way outside of an HT group ride, but 6 other times I was on a mission and for three of those the weather was a shocker. This time was just good fun and the Ice Cream Truck ate it for breakfast. I dabbed twice! In 2015, the water level was much higher so the last couple of hundred metres had to be walked. I more or less managed it in '17, '21, '23 and '25 but a granny gear and 5" tyres are the tool for the job for this.I had a nosy at the haunted house but the ghosts are gone. Someone is doing a major refurb - new roof, doors and windows. It's all firmly locked so not looking like it will be a bothy. But this did make me think what it will be used for. The track up to it is rough as, and boggy. Making this car accessible will cost a bomb and require at least one major structure. As an 'off grid' residence it would certainly fit the bill... Time will tell. Whoever is doing it has been on the go for over 5 years now so they don't appear to be in any rush. Maybe the next time the track in will be super smooth.I called into the Corrimony Bothy for a nosy, but the end room is now in danger of collapse. I guess no estate wants to encourage bothy dwelling these days but I hope the MBA take it on. On the descent I diverted to check out 'Mony's cave and a fine waterfall (no pic, I walked down and left the phone in the bike bag!) then whizzed down the track to Corrimony. Fair to say I was smiling all the way, happy I had done this route away from the pressure of the HT, in the dry (more or less) and on the fat bike. Now what?
The weather still looked OK, despite my fear it would close in over the moor, I was feeling super strong, pain free and motivated. Let's go!
I retraced the previous days route to Balnain then after a bit of road commenced a mighty climb up onto Eskadale Moor. Once again, I was on a fine landrover track. I can see the windfarm companies eyeing this area up though so god knows how long this will survive. The next stretch north on the HT route, the infamous track of a thousand puddles, is now doomed. HC Planners seem happy to allow every hill in the area to be covered in turbines - views all around show turbines in all directions. Why Loch Ness isn't part of a National Park beggars all sense and smacks of politics and large landowner influence.
So make the most of it! Which I did, trundling up the first climb and following a charming path round various small gnolls, views all around.
3 shorter climbs follow then a long descent to Boblainy Forest. The route narrows down here, pretty much to a single track. It clearly sees a lot of bike use, I guess being on the Schnecky gravel bike circuit. Into the woods was a bit over grown at first before an access road to a sub station was joined and a dilemma. My route took me further into the woods to Kiltarlity, but I would be too late for the cake shop, so why bother when I could do a short cut. It boiled down to why not? More nav faffing in the event after a long descent. My GPX was from Alan Goldsmith's original planning track and led me to a blank wall of forest where the map showed a double track. After a bit of rumination I back tracked as it was too late in the day for either a death march or any other route faff. So I ground back up the climb and down to a brief run on the A833 then back road up to my route.Just the GGW back to Drumnadrochit - around 12k - but the climb up the ridge overlooking Loch Ness revealed legs that were starting to feel the miles. However the track through the woods above the loch was mighty fine and led to a fab descent down to the A82.
Ahead of joining this it looped behind a private house (another steep climb) and passed through about 6 totally unnecessary gates (fenced path, no livestock) all of which I left open. I get how difficult negotiating access is but that doesn't preclude common sense. No livestock, no gate.Anyway, the last mile was on the A82 footway as the days only significant rain came and went. I finished up back in the pub seating area as the rain became torrential! A large brolly kept me dry as I ate burger and chips, with a pint, whilst contemplating a fabulous days ride. Total distance was 100k, despite my short cut but thanks to the two nav faffs. Climbing total was 2250m thanks to the ups and downs of the GGW - into YD200 territory!
My final day was a depart from a sunny Loch Ness and a meet up with my mate Rob at Findhorn for some beach riding fun. The tide was coming in but we managed to keep to the sand all the way to Burghead for lunch. The return was via the fun sandy single track.
One shower came in from which we sheltered under a tree but once again we stayed dry inspite of a rather damp forecast. Rain did stop a BBQ but we had it inside instead.So a good trip and whilst no bivvying was involved, revived me immensely. It's now July and the summer is in full swing!
Sunday, 19 April 2026
The unexpected
So my parting comment on the 'winter' post about a minor health issue preventing any further winter fun, didn't quite cover where I now find myself. 'Minor' was suddenly a lot less minor, and another hospital visit ensued, MRI scan and another opp. OK, it's not 'serious' (i.e. I'm not going to die) but it's pretty nasty, slightly horrible and a bit embarrassing, the classic middle aged ailment. I'll not share the details (look up 'fistula' on the NHS website, but only if you have a strong stomach) and there are some other complications, caused by a lifetime of sitting on various saddles, but the upshot is a pain in the fundament, both figuratively and literally.
At least I can still do exercise, ride bikes (and motorbikes) and carry on regardless, kind of. But there is a fair bit of management required - pain and hygiene - and it's not a quick fix. 6 months as a minimum, more likely to the end of the year and possibly into next.
A couple of take homes: Firstly, lumps. If you find them, get them checked out. Secondly, causes; which there isn't, it's just 'one of those things.' But this particular thing, whilst fairly rare can happen to anyone. What do you do....
OK so it's not cancer but the long term-ness of it is more like a serious injury, like a broken leg. You have to get your head into that injury space - take it day by day, don't over react to good or bad days and try to lead as normal a life as you can, or else you'll go mad.
Anyway, I did my first proper bike ride today and all was well, more or less. Just an oft used local trail circuit to enable an easy bail home if things went awry. The trails were drying, the birds were tweeting and the blossoms were appearing which improved my mood no end. I can also use the trainer so all being well I should manage to maintain my fitness level, which was at an all time high by the end of February, thanks to last years bumper mileage and some mega hard snow rides this year.
What I can't do is camp, hence no March BAM and in all likelihood no other BAMs until the autumn at the earliest.
Last weekend we did our annual adder survey in Glen Rosa on the Isle of Arran. I nearly didn't go but 'get on with it' will be my motto until I'm through this. The weather looked a bit iffy but we made it over, did the survey and counted lots and lots of adders. This was extremely gratifying after last years survey post the big moor fire, and a lot of burned, dead snakes. So I'll finish with a photo of Glen Rosa. I'll not likely post much up until I get better so see you on the other side!
10 adders, all in a heap to keep warm, bless 'em. A couple of work colleagues I showed this to freaked out. Whereas I find them to be fascinating creatures.
Saturday, 28 March 2026
Winter 25/26 expeditions
This post will be a record of what I get up to in winter 25/26. I'll record rides and slides that involve snow and ice. For some reason I've an inkling it's going to be a good one, as usual after my first ride in the snow. Goodness knows what we will actually get. I've high hopes of some decent skiing, after last year's lame efforts, but I'll just have to wait and see.
Season Opener 17th November '25
This was a bonus ride really as I was slated to be away all weekend with the Lochore Meadows conservation group at Lochgoilhead for more temperate rainforest restoration. The weather forecast had hinted at the usual wind and rain, then suddenly everyone was going on about there been lots of snow forecast. Some did fall on the Thursday, a chunk more than what I'd spied last month on Ben Lawyers, then the next thing we knew the pressure went up and the temps down. So a fab weekend followed and best of all, I'd blagged a day off work on the Monday to recover. A cold nearly spoiled the party but on waking to a crystal clear day I ignored it and got going. I stuck to a usual circuit round the Ochills, my hopes pinned on Ben Cleuch for some snow time.
Snow on Cnoc Coinnich (alt 764) near Lochgoilhead, peaking above the ridge opposite with more on the higher hills hereabouts. Smoke from large brash fire in the foreground...Lots of bits of snow above 600m on Ben Cleuch (summit alt 725m) it was all very crunchy after a couple of thaw / freezes and so presented some difficulty where it had filled in the path. Much more on the hills up north! There was also enough ice around to make me wish I'd fitted my newly built wheels shod with studded tyres. Still, a fine day's ride ensued to kick the season off and more snow is due this week.This ride nearly didn't make it in as there was no snow at home or in the forecast. But there was a dusting on high and suddenly a large cloud came in and once again I was riding through a blizzard.
Massive cornice collapse triggered avalanche on the hill above Loch Garry - you wouldn't want to be in the way of this monster.















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