Saturday, 27 January 2024

January BAM, here we go again...

So much for getting a bivvy in early, out on the last weekend of the month again. Which was a shame as I'd missed one clear and cold weekend whilst doing a music thing and last weekend, having been forecast to be similar ended up being mild with rather a lot of suicider ice around.... So it was this weekend or bust. After two fairly blowy storms last week and a lot of rain, I was quite pleased when the forecast switched to dry, more or less, albeit still quite breezy. That said, it felt more like March than January!

And it was a bit of a bog standard bivvy (BSB?) despite various ideas to go further a field. Given the wind a lowland spot was favoured and Devilla forest would fit the bill as I know a couple of sheltered spots. I went with one under a large pine tree and just downwind of a belt of young sitka which would be less likely to land on my head, given the wind. Tarp up, in, fire up soto blast furnace and reheat ex army bag of beef chilli (don't ask). The soto has been playing up, nearly burning my shed to the ground when I was heating up chain wax the other day. I'd swapped the seals and given it a good clean so was pleased that I avoided burning the entire forest to the ground.

Relaxation followed. Annoyingly there was a bit of rain about and my sheltered spot meant it was floating in under the tarp as the wind swirled around. So I dropped it down a bit for more shelter - versatile, see!

Like so....


On waking up the next morning, I discovered that one of the mid panel ties had ripped the tarp when I'd been re-tensioning it, so just as well the rain didn't come to much. Not sure how I'm going to repair it to be honest - I might have to send it off to a specialist.

Any road, my sleep was somewhat interrupted thanks to the wind so I had a leisurely start then pedaled for a few hours round various trails above Dollar, after a fine lunch courtesy of Stevens bakers.


Still breezy but incredibly mild. I think I could have used the 150 quilt it was that warm.... The frost of last week had come out of the ground meaning some of the trails were glue-like, but apart from that, things were remarkably dry given how much water has hit the ground in the last 6 days...

I'm glad I got that one in, as once you start it's easier to continue. February next and the Alternative Winter Event, all being well.

Tuesday, 2 January 2024

2023 review - another year sleeping out

Another year has flown by but I've crammed a lot in bike riding wise, including another successful BAM campaign. If I were to think of a word which sums it all up, it would be 'local' as most of my rides and trips have started from the front door, with a train included from time to time. I didn't particularly set out to do this, it's just the way it happened, usually due to me wanting to minimise faff and get out riding! I would also say my riding memories all seem to revolve around (and descend into) the Bearbones 300, much like interstellar dust falling into a black hole. This seems strange given that I also did a completely dry run round the Highland Trail...

Despite a lot of people moaning about the summer weather the sun has shone on all my trips and a lot of other rides too - something I'm still having difficulty believing. That said, I've been rained on plenty so hopefully my weather karma is fairly well balanced... At the start of the year I wasn't too fussed about doing another BAM campaign. I started more by exception - I'd nothing else better to do and the rest of the year did follow this pattern, outside my 'proper' trips. But at the end of the year I've been out for 19 nights which is pretty good in terms of my previous bivvy history. Also, despite a fair few local destinations, most of my bivvys have been actual proper rides rather than just a means to get to the woods and back, so all in all a fab BAM year.

Anyway, as per, herewith my bivvy a month review and a few other highlights:

Highest bivvy


Summit of Steeles Knowe in the Ochills. Once again I've failed to crack the munro barrier - this one was 500m. But my first bivvy right by a trig point and a fine midsummer sunset.

Lowest Bivvy


On the Fife Coast, pretty much as far East as you can go hereabouts. Plenty of other options along here and one I'll return too. The Fife Coastal path is the key to them all and well worth a look (especially if you have a fat bike!)


Longest Ride to a bivvy


Distance-wise it was day two of the Highland Trail - 200k. But I've plumped for 195k and 18 and a half hours on the BB300 which breaks all records in terms of 'long' as at times it seemed like it would never end! This ride seems to have been the culmination of the year and in a way, the culmination of my bikepacking ITT career. I really can't see me doing anything harder (cue Stuart Wright, BB route setter, trying harder!) and whilst at the time I was a bit wrecked, physically and mentally, by it all, here and now I'm feeling properly proud to have managed it.


Longest ride after a bivvy

OK I'll go with HT day 2 here. A pretty slick ITT day all in - up at 4.30, away by 5, 200k, bivvy at 10pm. Plenty good riding and food in between. This set the pattern for my HT ride, dry bivvies, dry trails, stunning scenery, stunning weather.





Worst weather


March - rain before, during and after. Thank god for the roomy deschutes.


Best Weather

Some stiff competition for this one, for a change. I'll go with this:


In the hills above Donside after a roaster of a day, and just before another roaster. About my only ever completely dry and sunny trip. Frustratingly I do struggle with hot weather, likely as I don't experience it often enough to acclimatise but a bit of careful water and shade management made this one a peach.

Coldest Bivvy


At the other end of the scale, I did another -6 job in January and for longer than last year. It nearly caught me out as I had the quilt with me, not my winter bag, thanks to a -2 forecast and a bit of an inversion going on. Also snow! OK not quite a snow hole but I'm claiming this one as my only really snowy bivvy of the year. That said, the winter was a bit lame after this with only one other snowy ride. I was chatting to Karl Booth about his ride around the Iditarod Trail which saw him dealing with temps of -30 and less. That's a different ball game to my lamer attempts but this trip gave the faintest inkling in terms of the effort you need to go to, to keep warm, eat food and survive.


Most remote bivvy

None really although this one on a hill above Glen Devon is the most off the beaten track.


A good example of the stealth bivvy too!


Best trail ridden on a bivvy


The Suilven path on the HT route may seem a bit of an odd choice for anyone who has done it. But this year the weather was stunning and I blazed though it in fine style. Whilst a lot of walking ensued the stuff on the pedals seemed to be the epitome of hard, technical, nadgery riding that seems to have been forgotten in the modern world of trail centres. If there was ever a reason not to take a gravel bike on the HT, this trail is it.


Best Bothy (and most social bivvy)


Greensykes in the Borders on the Scottish Winter Bivvy. Plus a great night's chit chat with the SWB crew. Actually my only bivvy with other people...


Best Shed

Something I've sought out a few times this year but without much success. Top score was the bird hide by Loch Leven in February. 


It would be quite nice to have a fall back shed somewhere locally for those fowl(!) weather nights. This is a good one but the racket the swans made overnight meant I didn't sleep that well. Plus there is always the risk of an early morning twitcher turning up.


Worst Bivvy

No contenders this year, thanks to missing out on any kind of midge or mozzie episode or any particular weather induced horrors. That said, I had some very close shaves midgy wise but a bit of careful site selection avoided the worst of them.


No flies on me - in a wood, in the warm, in Perthshire, in September in my bivvy bag. Who would have thought it.


Best Bivvy

All things being equal I'd say my best overall bivvy was this one too, after a fab day of sunny trails and just before another fab day of sunshine, easy pedaling, great views and great food and drink.


Loch Builg in the sun. Actually my only Cairngorms visit of the year. It's somewhere I'm going to head to a lot more next year, all being well.

In fact my September trip should win an honorary 'best trip ever' prize. Obviously the weather was the main reason for this but in terms of the route, the trails, the scenery and the ease of putting it all together; it was an absolute cracker. I'm aware that this may never be repeated (particularly the weather) but I'm happy with that, more or less.


I should probably put this down as the 'Best View' as well!

Aside from the bivvies, it's also been a good riding year all round. It nearly went pear shaped in February when my dodgy knees flared up again but thanks to some focused exercise, a good physio and determination to get it sorted in time for the Highland Trail they have only really provided an odd niggle. The episode did skew my riding somewhat and doing extremely hard, hike a bike, bog and tussock heavy bike rides on a single speed is my top tip for knee recovery and strengthening - not what you may read elsewhere! That said it meant my mileage was well down on previous years come June - barely 2000 miles.


As usual I set a target of 6000 miles for the year but I pretty much wrote off any hope of doing this, post HT. But thereafter the Jones took a bit of a back seat and I bashed out some big rides on the Straggler. No 200 miler this year but a few century plusses.


Straggler on one of my usual jaunts round the Trossachs and another 120 miles done. Add in the NYM 300 and BB300 and things started looking promising....

I'll also bang on about the BB300 again at this point (as I noted above, I can't get it out of my mind, I'm going to try though...) Definitely a key ride for anyone to have bagged (200 included) and a classic of the breed which dispels the gravel bike and hipster path a lot of other events seem to have followed in recent years. 


Is it a trail or a river? Or both? Don't care, just get down it and crack on.

And speaking of which, I'm going to dust off my 'West Highland 500' route I put together after HT2015 and maybe do it this May. No tussocks, no bogs, no death marches and nice scenery. Definitely one for a drop bar bike if that's your thing but in my case age is my excuse, not tyre width...

Another highlight of the year was doing 6 nights just with the bivvy bag. I've now realised the way to do this is to use my normal lightweight borah bag and just not pitch the tarp (assuming it's definitely not going to rain). It would be nice to think I get a chance to do this a few times next year...


No tent or tarp to get in the way of the view.

And lo and behold, on the 28th of December at the end of a particularly soggy ride round the trails of West Fife and Clacks, my annual mileometer clicked over the 6000 mile mark. Better still I then bagged a couple of bonus snow rides - always a score at this time of year - on my annual trip to friends in Speyside for hogmanay.


A classic example of the breed - lower slopes easy with some crusty snow, leading you into godawful breakable crust through which me and my mate Rob postholed for around half an hour before giving up and heading out on a trail down the leaward side of the hill.

So I'll set to BAMing again next year, although as we appear to be having a proper winter some interesting early season bivvies could be in the offing. I've had a few chats with various people this year on the lines of "why?" (BAM that is) and having done it 5 times now I've certainly nothing to prove. But it gets me out, gets me thinking of trips and keeps my tarp skills sharp. I can't think of any better reasons than that.


Until next year...Cheers!

Monday, 11 December 2023

Scottish Winter Bivvy '23

A weather warning for heavy rain across the whole weekend didn't fill me with much enthusiasm for this trip. Memories of last years effort where only Jimmy made it to our bothy after an epic hike through deep snow loomed large in my mind. A quick message round to get contact numbers in case people couldn't make it (and leave someone on their own) and to convince ourselves it would be fine, got me motivated. And given how much fab weather I've had on my bike this year, a ride in the rain would make a change. The venue for this year was another Borders bothy - Greenskes at the southern edge of Craik forest. One I'd not visited before and would mean a dry night in front of a fire rather than cowering under a tarp.

In the event, come Saturday morning the weather looked a lot dryer, for the afternoon and evening at least. So I packed up the bike, threw it in the car and had an easy run down to Moffat. By the time I'd had a snack and got myself organised the rain was a light drizzle and actually made for a pleasant run down quiet roads to Wamphray and the climb over to Boreland. The bike felt somewhat heavy, given I was carrying two fire logs and a few cans of beer. I was in no hurry so plodded up at low speed, the drizzle coming and going.

Deja vu as I passed through Boreland thinking of last years December bivvy in Dryfehead in remarkably similar weather... That said by the time I'd got up the climb and was contemplating Craik and Castle O'er forests the rain had gone off completely and there was even a hint of blue sky.

Darkness fell as I passed the monastery at Eskdalemuir, looking even more out of place than usual on a damp December evening.... Then into the woods on a route I'd plugged into the GPS to avoid too much nav faffing. That said, I can no longer read the screen without my reading glasses - I think I need a bigger screen...

The first few k had been well tracked by timber wagons and was rather mucky but I was quite happy, despite the lack of views and dark woods all around. At one point I passed a house all on it's own, right in the middle of the forest. The noise of the generator must surely detract from living in such a quiet spot. I looked in the window as I trundled past and noticed a bloke sitting by a fire with headphones on! After this the track improved for the last miles and finally I descended down to the bothy. At one point I spied red lights ahead which I couldn't fathom. Finally I twigged - they were navigation warning lights on distant wind turbines and not a gaggle of cyclists up ahead! As usual I wondered what the reception at the bothy would be - nobody, just Justin (hopefully) or a gang of numpties... Lights were on and as well as Justin from the BB forum in one room, three lads from Newcastle were in the other but like us were bothy regulars. Justin had the fire going and the kettle on so I had a hot brew and then un-packed.


Annoyingly one my cans of beer had burst, soaking spare gloves and tarp plus my rear light had gone AWOL. Funnily enough the same happened last year - I need to sort out a proper beer carrier!

Anyway much chat followed. Justin has a bamboo bike he made himself from a kit supplied by the Bamboo Bicycle Club in London. I have to say I'm mightily tempted by one of these, especially as they can be set up singlespeed! Dave appeared soon after, heroically bringing some coal which got the fire going much better. Then Jimmy appeared with another fire log and some dry wood so we had a merry blaze and much chat, drink and good cheer until we all crashed out just before 12.


It was dry the next morning as we got our selves together. Justin scooted off early to get his train and I left after a leisurely breakfast. At the gate up the hill a pick up truck was just passing through. The driver hailed me as he was the bothy maintenance manager and wanted to know if the bothy was OK. I let him know all was well and off they went. This is good stuff as I've heard of a few problems with neds occupying and trashing the borders bothies, given how accessible they are, so nice to see it getting this level of attention. As I climbed back up the hill, a few spots of rain came on, only for me to remember that my overtrousers were still hanging up in the bothy!

Teeth grinding followed but I really needed them and there was no guarantee the others would find them. So back we go and sure enough, there they were. After a second goodbye to Jimmy and Dave I was off again. Then, just after the first bend, I spied my rear light lying right in the middle of the track! I'd missed it the first time up the climb so me forgetting my waterproofs was fortuitous.

This also enabled me to go back to my original plan to ride out to Jamestown and down to the lower reaches of the Esk. This was a much nicer track than the forest route and there then followed some fine back roads to Eskdalemuir and a retracing of my route of the previous day from there.

The drizzle had been on and off all morning but on the last miles it got steadily heavier until it reached full on downpour status when I got back to the car. So all in all a successful trip and a fine completion of BAM 2023.

Sunday, 12 November 2023

November BAM

I'd a notion to do some gravel bashing up by Loch Rannoch to check out a wrecked bridge on the HT route for this one, but as usual I couldn't be bothered driving so loaded up the straggler and headed out after work on Friday eve. 50 odd k of easy pedaling up to Callander followed on my usual route. It was quite chilly (-2) at home but the temps crept up above freezing by the time I got to Callander. So nothing special but a relaxing way to finish the week. Best of all the weather was looking to be stunning, again! After Octobers damp bivvy I kind of expected that would be it for the rest of the Autumn - much dampness. However after a week of on and off rain it dried up again. Pie and chips in Callander were eaten sat on a bench on the main street and the co-op provided a beer for later.  

I'd roughly scoped a potential bivvy spot in the woods above the cycleway by Kilmahog with an option to bash on if I fancied. But it was nearly 9pm so went with plan A. A large number of camper vans in the car park at the start of the track made me worry my night would be disturbed by generators, fires and music (quite why you would want to cram into a car park with a camper van, alongside a load of others is totally beyond me) but all was quiet as I pedaled a couple of k up the hill to where I thought would be a good spot. As usual, in the dark it all looked a bit iffy. Eventually I spied an area of dense-ish pine trees just by the track so piled in and after a bit of wandering about around various fallen trees and through a bog found a perfect spot. Unroll bivvy bag, inflate mat, dive in, sip whisky, read book, relax! On the strength of a 0% chance of rain forecast, I didn't bother with the tarp (7th time this year!) but the forecast also said little or no wind and it got pretty breezy at one point. Stars were all around so I crashed out, fairly confident I wouldn't get a soaking. Thermorest quilt super cozy.



8hrs solid sleep followed. I woke to the sun peering over the Menteith hills opposite. Up and out sharpish (such that I forgot to photo the bivvy) and off up the glen on the track. This took me high above Loch Lubnaig and will make a fine alternative to the cycleway which can be a bit busy with peds on a normal Saturday. That said it was deserted at this early hour and this continued to Strathyre.


Mist boiling off the falls of Lenny. I'd an inkling there might be an inversion hence my high level spot and the breeze kept everything dry.

Annoyingly I was 25 minutes early for the cafe at Strathyre but they were setting up and the helpful owner came out and suggested I try the place up at Kingshouse. In the event I grabbed a coffee and a pie at the shop and sat out in the sun.


Sun! (and snow on Stobbinein)

Sure enough, a few k up the trail at Kingshouse, the cafe cum pub was open and I fancied a fry up, having not brought the stove. £15! it was pretty good but what a rip off.... Suitably fortified I vowed not to eat anything else until Bankfoot, some 100k away.


Fine viaduct on the cycleway (again - I always take this pic) and as usual a good blast down to Killin. Thereafter I had a fairly easy run along Loch Tay and then down the Tay strath on NCN7. All fairly mundane after some of my rides this year but very pleasant in the autumn sunshine, the loch below and snow frosted hills opposite. And actually very little traffic - I seem to have been plagued by cars on normally empty back roads of late - really not sure why, so this made a nice change. Finally at Bankfoot I raided the shop I'd used on my September tour and then followed the same route home.


Sunset over Ben Ledi and Vorlich - my bivvy spot was just below these. It was quite nice going over the Dunning road in the dark. Of concern was the temperature: -3 and a sparkle of frost on the road but I took it fairly steady and got home at half 6, some 10 hours and 170k after leaving my bivvy spot that morning, making a total trip length of 235k! Actually my longest none ITT bivvy of the year.

So a good outing with lots of lovely Autumnal colours. After my soggy ride of last month and last Novembers dampness this made a nice change. Just December to do, hopefully on the Bearbones Scottish winter bivvy.

Saturday, 28 October 2023

October BAM

I did technically bivvy on the BB300, but I figured on something a bit more relaxing for my official October BAM. The last two years it's been dry and mild for my October bivvy in my favourite woodland spot off the Dunning road but the weather looked less than conducive to such a thing. 

Not that I could complain of course, given how incredibly lucky I've been with the weather this year. The finale of which was, of course, my sunny perambulation around the BB300, which is still causing me nervous ticks. I also managed a couple of leisurely hillwalking days after the BB staying in a pub cum hotel at Long Preston, in order to break the journey home. Malham and Goredale Scar was the first of these in glorious sunshine. Then on the way to Mum and Dads I stopped off at Hawes and did our classic High Shaw walk.



QT with Mum and Dad followed with much amusment had watching a large rat and her offspring help themselves to bird seed from the feeders. A further week or so of decent weather followed and now this...

I could have gone with a damp bivvy a la March but I was fancying a shed for maximum luxury given the spartan nature of my BB Bivvy. Two options were available - the bird hide I'd kipped in, in February; or, the wooden gazebo (complete with wood burning stove) at Falkland estate which I'd last used in 2019. This seemed a better bet, given the stove, but in case it was already occupied, the Loch Leven bird hide would be plan B (Plan C was go back home and use my BB bivvy for October!) 

In the event, after a dampish start, the rain went off and the moon appeared. I'd full waterproofs on but figured if I took them off the rain would come on again, but in fact it stayed dry all the way to the spot. I did a recce from a distance but all was quiet. A quick stomp down a grassy track, over the barbed wire fence and we were there. The teepees have gone but there seemed to be more sheds - another toilet shed, plus a storage shed as well as a toilet tent and a couple of those horrible cheapo pop-up tents (unoccupied). But the big timber gazebo was as it had been when I last used it. 

So in with the bike, a quick recce for fire wood (I found a lot of bags of dry logs, I figured a few wouldn't be missed) light fire, settle in for a drafty evening reading and drinking a few beers.


Mighty fine. It wasn't actually that cold, but when you are sat out, the rain is hammering down (it started about a half hour after I arrived) and it's dark, it is actually quite pleasant sitting in front of a hot stove!

Eventually I turned in and had a decent kip, despite forgetting my pillow, waking to a grey dawn and various tweety birds. I dozed for a bit then realised it was 8am, so I had better make tracks before anyone came along to see what the lights were the previous night. In the event I had a leisurely breakfast and departed at 9.



There is a fab bakery at Falkland (Helen's) which supplied a divine bacon and haggis roll, one of the best double biscuits I've ever tasted and a cup of tea. It had rained as I left the bivvy but it dried up for breakfast.

There then followed various backroads and trails, oft used but today very wet. I ventured into Pitmedden forest and took some random turns to check out new trails.


Not ideal on an SS gravel bike. I could have gotten down it but not up. The rain was on in earnest...

Finally, on the last miles, the clouds broke and I actually finished in the sunshine. So all in all a good ride. More horrible weather is to come so I'm glad I bagged this one. November next and possibly something a bit further a field if the weather picks up...

Friday, 13 October 2023

2023 Bear Bones 300, into the big green desert

The alarm wakes me with a start. After a pause to assimilate where I am and what I'm doing here, I immediately start thinking of reasons to drop back off to sleep, but this isn't constructive to the current undertaking so I try to think of reasons why I should get going - actually 100 reasons - 100k still to do on this forbidding route...


I knew what was coming when I reviewed the route and ID'd a few big moor crossings around and south of the Elan valley, hinting at BB200's of old that had caused a deal of distress. This is a vast area of upland wilderness bigger than anywhere in the UK out of Scotland. It even rivals areas such as the Cairngorms in terms of lack of habitation, with only reservoirs and forestry intruding into its periphery, preventing a 'biggest UK wilderness' contender. In the event, these parts of the route would be the least of my problems!

The start was good, catching up with Karl and his mate plus George in the pub in Carno the night before, plus Bob at the start in Llanbrynmair. I got going at 7.20am, keen to make the most of the daylight. Catching Bob up the road allowed me to keep the pace down as we chatted before the steepening grade made it's demands and off I went with a wave. Hafren, as is often the case on this route, provided the first trails and a taste of things to come - a vague line through dense sitka straight up a bars above head climb. There is an easy alternative to this but we aren't here for easy alternatives...

Easy but damp bridleway followed, having been well ridden by trail bikes, a problem that would also feature heavily, and a fab grassy descent. I was swapping places with George and Tom who I'd met on the North York Moors 300, idly chatting about what was to come. If only we knew! Juice at Llangurig then off again into a breezy but brightening day.

Ahh yes the weather. So in 2021 it was dry for most of the BB200. In 2022 it was properly sunny all weekend. So after that, plus a sunny Highland Trail and NYM300 this year I was gobsmacked that the weather was going to be warm (hot!) and sunny all weekend. Plans to carry proper bivvy kit and prepping for heavy weather were binned for my usual super lightweight set up. That said, it had rained a lot in the run up and I'd no idea what the implications of this would be in the coming miles...

So into the green desert, as this vast area of upland grassland and bog is known. Three short moorland crossings gave a good flavour - steep climbs, vague lines, but some good riding to boot. I'd done a bit of ground proofing of the route on aerials which did help me keep on track but the presence of others (and lots of tyre prints) was a far better nav aid than a GPS! I bumped into Pete Aylward at the start of moor number two. I'd last seen him in Fort A on the Highland Trail so we had a quick catch up before cracking on. Much steepness to Craig Goch dam and the shock of lots of people! It's quite impressive right enough.


That said the loo was of more interest plus my first feed at K70. Then off down an old railway line signed as an NCN8. somewhat wet for such things though - what happened to the 4m wide tarmac then! Other people featured heavily on this trail but they were nowhere near the next - a straight and steep push up the hillside and over moor number three, but on a nice easy trail, albeit with an 'interesting' finish.

Then the crux - Esgair Garthen, 9k of upland moor with bog and tussock a'plenty. The climb was easy at least and early indications were promising - grassy trail interspersed with boggy bits. This then progressed to boggy trail interspersed with grassy bits, then it progressed to a bog interspersed with boggy trail as it descended into a vast area of swampland. I was at least following a well defined trail that some brave sole had taken a quad bike along. After a bit I realised I was off line but I managed to get back on it via more vague quad track which was actually pretty good going.


I noted a figure behind as I got back on track and we waved quick greetings before ploughing on. A keen eye and a quick foot got me through the worst of it, wondering how long it would last. Of course it always gets much worse before it gets better. The trail, such as it was, vagued into a sea of tussocks and swamp. To my right looked horrendous (actually where the OS showed the bridleway) but to the left grassy gnolls poked out of the swamp and their steep slopes looked to offer better going. So with a heave out of the bog I was making progress again and actually picked my way round the worst of it with only minor damp bits and some extreme tussocks!

Finally it was more grass than bog. After a breezy and overcast start, the sun was now shining in earnest and the wind a cooling breeze.


As I looked up two red kites were circling. I'd seen loads of them all day and all like this pair - seemingly curious about this strange apparition invading their territory. They were entirely unfazed by my presence, looking down at me as they floated effortlessly over the terrain I'd just battled through. 
So on we go, glad to have that bit done. Grassy tracks followed and then Strata Florida, both the place and the route. 

The place was deserted and the toilets shut - bad news as I could have done with them for water as much as a rest. Fortunately the helpful person in the visitor center directed me to a tap attached to a farm steading. Re-supply had presented a few dilemmas. There was a shop at 40k, a 24hr spar at 200k (as featured in last years route) and at 150k another shop open until 10. But I really wasn't sure I'd make this in time as 150k could well equal 15 hours or more on this terrain. I'd food in reserve but no water filter based on getting water here, and maybe a couple of burns if I really needed to. So I brimmed the bladder plus a bottle I'd stashed in my back pocket, figuring this should see me to K200 at a push.

Then Strata Florida the route, an old Roman road. I'd seen pics of this years ago (It's in the Rough Stuff fellowship photo journal) plus spoken to someone who'd ridden a '40's rigid Ariel motorcycle down it so I knew it was wet in places and a bit rough but should be OK and allow good progress. 

The first inkling of doom appeared on the climb - some pretty tricky rocky / slatey step ups with big puddles in between. When it levelled out the full doom was revealed - long, long flooded sections of uncertain depth. I managed to get through a couple by dint of hanging onto the banks and winching through with one pedal and a damp boot, but dry feet. But they got bigger and bigger. I was trying to preserve dry feet at all costs as if they got wet they would freeze overnight. This required picking my way past the bigger floods off line. What was worse, the muppets riding trail bikes had tried to do the same so the ground either side of the trail was ploughed to oblivion and a total swamp. My only salvation was being able to scamper across banks far too steep for a motorbike. Gaiters also were a dry foot saver! Worse, I couldn't help noticing the smooth forest track which seemed to parallel large parts of the route. Once again the easy alternative was ignored...

I could feel my sense of humour slipping. Earlier, I'd passed a series three landrover - battered but standard and driven by someone who seemed to know what they were doing. Just after a bunch of folk on newish 'adventure' motorbikes had come towards me and I figured the trail couldn't be that bad if they had ridden it. In hindsight I think they had probably turned back and the landrover driver didn't know what was coming. It looked like a fair bit of work had gone into the track at some point in the past but this was long since wrecked. Although the floods had firm bases, there were rocks a plenty hidden in the murk so trying to ride through, wet feet or no would likely result in a muddy, smelly bath.


This is the track. And the river. Yes, to cap it all, enough idiots had short-cutted into the river for more of a challenge to erode it's banks such that it was flowing down the track. Actually this was OK - just a case of following the flow. An old trials riding tip came back to me - ride along the bit with the strongest current as it will have knocked any loose rocks out the way. This continued until the junction of a burn and the main river floored me. There was no way through and it looked properly deep - thighs at least! After much faffing I tore off gaiters, boots and socks and paddled across a bit of the river upstream from the carnage. Good, I beat that bit. But the next bit, a half mile further on, nearly beat me. I figured I could paddle it but the rocks were treacherous and the water got into my boots. Thank goodness for waterproof socks!

Finally, after two tricky but dry ridden river crossings, the track climbed away from the valley bottom and joined a wider forest track. Cruising down this, I wondered what the future of this route was. The track was technically open for all users but a walker would have no chance unless they were wearing waders. Despite having a degree of sympathy for the off-roaders, this level of damage is nonsense on a right of way. It either needs upgraded to a forest road or else ban the vehicles and do a light touch job to sort the flooding. The 'challenges' for the vehicles could then be provided away from the general populace as per the old permit system. The problem is, in the good old days, trail riders were on shonky old trials bikes and the 4 wheelers in shonky old landrovers. And there weren't many of them. Now it looks like everyone in the UK is descending on Wales to ride or drive off-road and it can't take it. Worse, it's obvious that locals aren't satisfied with this and are hitting any bridleway and path they can find...

OK, enough with all of that, onward and upward. The next byway was shut to vehicles by several monster rocks. I'd finally left the 200 route by this point and was alone with my grumblings. For the first time in a long time, I was doubting if I could do all of this. Hopefully the next trail would be better...

Shut for a reason.

The lengthy bridleway down the Doethie valley started promisingly - a nice grassy trail contouring down a steep sided valley - a kind of green version of Glen Tilt (and longer!) But there were some horrible boggy sections lower down, made worse by there being lines all over the place making me think I was always on the wrong one, compounded by my riding skills which brought to mind the phrase 'coo with a gun...'. It also seemed to go on for a very long time.

The good bits!

Finally it spat me out on the road. Dusk was falling and I was a bit miffed to see I was only at K125. I'd been at K160 this time last year! I was not feeling it to be honest but what can you do? I hadn't got a clue where I was, beyond the 'line' and its immediate environs, my route homework focusing on the generalities rather than trying to remember every possible trail type; in order to avoid the confusion I'd suffered last year. 

No, my only option was to keep going. The good news was that, inspite of my slow pace and moaning, I was well ahead of my schedule to get to the shop and Llanwrtyd Wells. Three further byways lay between me and it however and guess what - more huge puddles, this time in the dark. I was shouting curses at all things petrol powered by this time but at least it was short lived (and the puddles either easily bypassed or not too deep)

Finally I was on the fast road descent to the village. The loo provided welcome relief and I nearly burst into tears when I saw the sign on the Premier store - 'Take away pizza available'

I was stopped here for the best part of an hour but time well spent, as I needed a break from all that mayhem. A bloke wandered past clutching a bottle, noticed me and asked me what I was doing / where I was from. When I said "Fife" he said "what, Kirkcaldy?" "Nope Dunfermline!" Turns out he lived in Kirkcaldy for many years (his accent was actually south west England.) I can't get away from Fifers... Anyway, when I eventually headed off, with a very full stomach, I was feeling somewhat better than earlier. I knew that one forestry section was to come with a trail of dubious provenance, followed by another forest section that would lead into the routes high point over Carnau at 536m, 114 less than last years high point, so stop complaining!

A car at a track junction had steamed up windows. If there was anyone inside causing the steaming, they must have been miffed at me passing by, realising I was on the wrong fork, coming back, swearing at a recalcitrant gate and then stomping up yet another steep climb, muttering and grumbling. This led to a steep descent through a fire break with more soggy bits. At the bottom I had one of those moments when you simply cannot figure which way is up on the GPS screen and have to keep wandering around until the arrow is on the correct track.

The next singletrack was OK but more sodding trail bikes had been up it so it was a mess in places. After a bit they all turned off but the route carried straight on so I was glad to see the back of the ruts. But the trail got even wetter. Then I realised I was off track and had missed a turn. Back we go to the point but there is no sign of it. Where in all hell should I be going? I shouted out my frustration and just kept going until I hit a track at the bottom. Other bike tracks suggested the two people I was following had done the same. This climbed back up to the line after a few hundred meters. Fallen trees were the next obstacle, finally taking me out of the forest and onto a grassy (and wet) track out of there. 

Bloody hell, this was full on. I was hoping the next sections wouldn't lead me similarly astray but fair to say there was some churning going on in my stomach. At least I got the first turning right, missed another but realised quickly; then suddenly, lots of other tyre tracks meant I'd rejoined the 200 route. Finally I left the forest and saw the broad shape of a large moor ahead. I also noted a light somewhere in front - always nice to know you aren't alone in such places...

The climb was OK. On the ground the track matched my GPS pretty good so it was just a case of get pushing. In fact I was back on the bike soon enough and the bog and tussock were replaced with a long length of grassy trail. After variations on these themes I passed a stone shelter and suddenly I was looking ahead instead of up.

The descent would have been a corker in daylight but it still offered some fun and smiles in the dark, finally. It's worth just focusing on such sections on a route like this, consciously forgetting any frustration experienced earlier, as a way of lifting your mood. I knew the next section from last year - a good one - and the Llanwrythl 24hr spar wasn't far away.

The light was still ahead but I only caught the guy as he'd gone off line and backtracked. He was doing the 200 and had already bivvied so we exchanged brief greetings before he turned north for Rhayader and I whizzed down a smooth track to Llanwrythl, the last of the day.

So I'd scoped out an old garden cum picnic area with a couple of wooden gazebos next to the Spar / garage. I rode straight in and sure enough, it was all overgrown with little sign of use. One of the shelters was still in tact, so I shoved the benches out of the way, unrolled my bivvy and got in. I lay for a bit getting settled and reflecting on what had just gone by. Finally I turn over and felt sleep approaching fast. It was 2:30am and I'd ridden 195k....

Highly salubrious bivvy spot.

The first trail of the new day was easy - a nice wide gravel track, still open to motors, despite being also NCN8. But the puddles were only an inch or so deep and I was fueled by a large breakfast courtesy of the Spar shop. The kind person serving had also allowed me to sit in the (closed) Gregs area so my bivvy had been a corker - practically en-suite and full board!

Somewhere up above me was Penlan cottage that had featured in 'Deep Country' - a book I'd read earlier this year about a chap going off grid. It was the usual self indulgent waffle for a part but the detailed descriptions of the local flora and fauna kept my interest to the end. The cottage had been described as being very remote but it's anything but - the main road and two large towns are within an easy walk. Try living by the shores of Loch Treig! Dawn was starting to show above the lights of Llandrindod Wells as the next trail presented a wired shut gate and an impenetrable jungle of nettles. The field alongside it was easy but I feared that any famer who had blocked the ROW would take a dim view of someone bypassing it. The farm dogs barked their anger at me but no-one else was in evidence so I cracked on....

...To nav faff number 3 (4?) The route showed a bridleway pealing off the one I was on up a hillside. But all I could see was a steep bank and lots of bracken. Back and forth revealed nothing so I pushed on, nearly throwing the whole thing again. This got me me back on track but into the bracken on a trail that (apart from two tyre prints) had clearly seen no use for many a year. I was nearly brought to a halt, the bracken got so bad. Eventually I threw my bike over the fence and pushed up through the adjacent field picking up the BW at a gate which was tied shut and again had never been used for years. Fields followed and another quiet farm but I do wonder why these routes aren't either re-claimed or extinguished... Anyway, more hilly roads followed then a further monster climb to a bit of wooded single track, well trampled by trail bikes. But the sun was shining and it was warming up fast with views opening up all round.

In fact the only thing keeping me moving was the prospect of Bwylch Y Sarnau community cafe, as featured on many BB's. Between me and it was another wretched byway but apart from more puddles and one section that the forestry had helpfully spread a thin layer of clay over (near to death mud at one point!) got me there in reasonable order. Two other 200 riders were sat out drinking coffee, having bivvied above Rhayader

We exchanged brief notes about bog and tussock but I was feeling pretty wabbit so retired to the porch to drink hot, sweet coffee and eat food, whilst trying to keep focused on what was to come. I could have stayed there for an hour or more but dragged my self away. 70k to go.

More crazy back roads followed and yet another huge byway climb. This inevitably meant a further stop in Llanidloes Spar for more drink and food. I was struggling to eat but haribo would get me through. Just. The road section that followed nearly had me on my knees. Relentless ups, brief rests then up again, and again. Finally I plummeted towards Llyn Clywedog res and noted two riders opening a gate to the next trail. One was John Allan whose tyre prints I'd followed for many a mile last year. He was riding with a mate who'd never done a BB before and taking it at a leisurely pace as a result. He praised my single speed prowess which buoyed my mood no end. The trail was nice too and after a descent through a field got me back on road and up to the final turn off.

Without thinking too much I wrenched the bars to the left and set off on the last 30k. The monster road climb morphed into another soggy track but this then led into a fine final bridleway and some blessedly easy riding across the last big moor, views to Cadhair Idris ahead.

The byway descent was rough gravel rather than rutted hell and much road descending followed - actually the biggest height lost on the route. Of course what followed beggared the vertical profile - a series of short but sharp ups that seemed to drag on forever. I'd actually plenty of leg power but overall weariness meant I couldn't really exploit it. Then the last trail which was easy and had two nice fords to rinse off some of the accumulated mud from the bike. Finally I dropped down to the A470, ignored the 'Llanbrynmair 3 1/2' sign and ground up the last climb. Then one last precipitous descent back to the '470, one near death miss from an Audi driver (inevitably) and the finish at 14:21.

The bacon roll and coffee that Stuart handed me was like the elixir of life. I was literally at the end of my tether. A few others were around including Bob who'd not long finished himself having struggled with cramp for most of the Saturday. Others were also there all expressing similar views about bogs, tussocks and puddles. A classic BB I think! I drank more coffee and chatted with Stuart about the trials and tribulations of the last 31 hours. Finally I packed up and headed off before the sleep monsters took hold.

Musings....
'Why am I doing this?' I asked on the last post. This years route was harder than anything I've done before, Highland Trail included. I also don't think I've ever knowingly ridden my bike through so much mud in one ride. Thank god for single speed, although my recently new chain is looking a bit sorry for itself. People talk of type 2 fun, and I do get that. But this did seem a bit much at times - well beyond what I would choose to do, if I had a choice! (and I'd known what was coming!) I guess ego plays a part, that smug self satisfied feeling of doing something that only a very small number of people could do; and at the age of 52. Plus the warm glow of knowing that my riding over what will likely be another wet winter will be easy by comparison. A big part of the appeal is that this is one of a very small number of routes worldwide that generates the challenge from the terrain, rather than the speed at which people try to do it. 'Gravel bike friendly' still seems to persist in what many desire from a route so it's nice to be part of something that is the polar opposite of such things. Chapeau Stu and Dee! 

Will I do it again? probably, despite the above. Stuart puts a lot of work into route setting, organising and cat herding, so deserves the respect from us the end users turning up to ride it. Mebbes just the 200 though. Anyway, this concludes my 2023 ITT season and what a season. Two 300's and a 900, all in sunny weather! It won't be like this next year....

Gear, kit and stuff
Once again, the Jones excelled itself, inspite of the extreme mud and puddles. Only John Allan had something similarly weird - his Stooge scrambler with Ti truss forks - all the rest were on rigids or hard tails, plus the odd bouncer and a few bikes with dropped bars. 'Ideal bike' is a totally abstract concept for a route like this as anything will offer benefits and disadvantages in equal measure. Maybe a super light gravel bike and a pair of trail running shoes would have been the best!

Bivvy kit:- Rab pertex bivvy bag, thermorest neoair full length mat, Cumulus 150 quilt, HH polyprop top. Ideal for the conditions and super light - 900gs. All carried in a Wildcat seat harness

Worn kit:- Endura 3/4 shorts (I'd worn the arse out of my Madisons on my tour last month,) BAM boxers, Merino T shirt, BB long sleeved top, BB gilet, dexshell water proof socks plus BAM thin socks. Shimano XM9 boots, now just about done. Slightly too warm for most of the day but kept me warm overnight. Boots were an absolute life and foot saver on the bog, tussock and puddles.

Carried kit:- Columbia Outdry extreme jacket, Berghaus Changste goretex over trousers, Montane ultralight gaiters. I wore the jacket when eating pizza and after my bivvy until it warmed up. The gaiters were fab on the soggy trails and helped to keep my feet mostly dry. All shoved into my framebag.

Food:- two vege wraps, 3x mini cheddars, 5x pepperami, 3x Nutri grain bars, 3x snickers, bag of haribo, an apple, 2 mini pork pies, 2 x 500 Kcal 'Tent meals' freeze dried meals, 5x babybells. I ate everything apart from 1 pepperami, the nutri grain bars and the freeze dried meals as I made the shop at Llanwyrtd wells. I bought another packet of harribo, 4 x lucozade sports, 2 cans of coke, 2 bottles of orange juice, 1 packet of crisps, a sandwich pack, a pie, a bakewell tart and a 9" pepperoni, onion, pepper and tomato pizza. Most carried food was in a Topeak front pouch (that usually attaches to my bar roll) which meant it was accessible on the move. Water and a few other bits and bobs went in the framebag.

Bike stuff:- One spare tube, usual tubeless repair kit (not needed this year thank god), no sealant (whoops), chain links, clamp to lock dropper post if it failed, BB adjuster tools, multi tool and leatherman. None of this was used. I oiled the chain at K225 which is frankly miraculous given how wet it was. Squirt lube strikes again!